1. Let's just stay in and watch the game tonight.
2. What do you think of this week's AP poll?
3. What's the spread?
4a. What the hell is our secondary doing?
4b. Seriously, where the hell were our corners on that pass?
5. What's his passer rating?
6. HOLDING! Where's the flag?
7. We're RUNNING on 3rd and long? Are you kidding?
8. How's your fantasy team doing, babe?
9. Their offensive line is garbage.
10. I couldn't decide between hot wings and pizza, so I picked up both. (Obviously a year-round crowd pleaser.)
11. What the hell did Lou Holtz just say?
12. I miss the replacement refs. (loljk DON'T EVER SAY THIS.)
13. Fuck the SEC.
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