Reasons why
you do not need this dress (as written by my bank account),
With
opposing commentary (by me)
By Lauren
Pohren
You hardly
wear dresses. / Oh, but that is because I need new ones!
Your legs
would get cold because you are always cold. / Ahah! You forget the glory of tights.
You don’t
have anywhere to wear dresses anyway. / Ugh, don’t you see? This is a gateway
to a fabulous life. Gwyneth says they really do upgrade fancy people at the
airport. This would make me look smart a.k.a. upgrade me.
You could
use the money for important things such as bills or investments. / This would
BE an investment! I would wear it all
the time. I swear. I have already put together so many outfits!
You have
too many clothes already. / I will get rid of some! I just need a girl’s night-in
to decide what to toss. Oh and storage bins, shoe organizers, free time, and
maybe some champagne. You know, like in the Sex and the City movie. You can be
the Miranda.
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