1. Castrate him.
2. Watch him be thrown into an active volcano by King
Kong.
3. Make him cry.
4. Punch him.
5. Feed him truth serum that requires him to word vomit
the whole truth and nothing but the truth to every person
he encounters.
6. Find out he lived a sad, lonely life and died chock-full of
regret.
7. Hug him.
8. Kiss him.
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