How to Catch Up with Old Friends

1. Annoyingly remind them months in advance that you are planning a trip to see them.

2. Continue reminding them you are coming via:

                         a. Facebook

                         b. Text

                         c. Twitter

           ...this is important what if they made others plans!

3. Once you are finally reunited begin by talking about work and then move on to your love life (or lack there of).

4. When you've established you are both single promise each other you will go out and find new men.

5. ...eat drunk food together when you wind up home after the bar.

6. Thank them for having you by eating their food, drinking their drinks, and take over half of their bed or their couch.

7. Instagram any and all embarrassing photos of them.

8. Make them spend their weekend entertaining you- think tourist attractions they otherwise would never see.

9. BRUNCH

10. Leave them exhausted and wishing you would move to their city (this ensures you are invited back).