Things I am Doing Instead of Writing My Comment
- Drinking coffee
- Eating birthday cake oreos
- Looking at pictures of my baby cousin online
- Using all will-power not to log into Facebook
- Logging into Facebook
- Searching for the perfect “study” playlist
- Googling inspirational quotes
- Typing words into an online thesaurus
- Cursing every member of the journal staff (including myself for thinking this was a good idea)
- Wandering through the school in search of friends/ candy
- Calling my mom and sending her pictures of my study carrel so she can see what my life has become
- Pretending to read the Washington Post because it’s a more respectable form of procrastination
- Listening to Becky sigh repeatedly behind me
- Watching Justin drink a beer in the library and feeling foolish for not having that idea myself
- Making this list
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