possible reasons why the guy i'm hooking up with stopped all communication one day out of the blue.

1. found out he has an STD and is scared to tell me
2. stranded on the highway
3. cell phone won't let him make texts/calls
4. left cell phone at friend's house or in someone's car
5. hooked up with an ex
6. my girl crazy scared him off
7. had a nervous breakdown
8. parents told him he could only date/marry a jew
9. parents told him to stop dating to focus on school
10. realized independent of parents that his dating took away from focus on school
11. plane crashed and new didn't relay it
12. lost cell phone (similar to #4 but encompasses all options of "lost")
13. over it in general (essentially a combination of #7-10 and #6)
14. in home-mode
15. visiting his cousin (which he told me he was going to do this weekend) and in cousin-mode
16. visiting cousin (per #15) and left phone at home
17. Abducted
18. His ex girlfriend saw texts from me in his phone and has taken him captive by slipping him a roofie.
19. He realized he's gay
20. His phone crashed and erased all of his contact information (similar to #4 and #12, however phone still working)
21. New Years resolution to stop texting
22. likes me so much he's freaking out
23. cousins think texting is rude
24. trying to lower his phone bill
25. broken fingers
26. low battery- for emergency use only
27. in jain
28. in hospital
29. family crisis
30. rehab for adderol addiction
31. on a bender
32. phone has been on silent for 3 days and he hasn't looked at it
33. siri prohibits text/phone calls because she knows he is obsessed with me
34. dropped out of law school
35. he ran out of minutes and is too jewish to buy more
36. He has been suffering from erectile dysfunction and is worried u will find him useless.
37. My ex-bf paid him to do this.
38. Unfortunate case of mono.
39. Unfortunate case of appendicitis.
40. He remembered the connection he had with my 20-year old sister after meeting oce and is texting her instead
41. He impregnated a local whilst on vacation in Barbados and has abandoned the first world to care for his indigenous son.
42. I accidentally forwarded him this e-mail/list by mistake

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